मेरे रहते दूजी का ख़याल निकाल दे.!!

वरना दीवाने मेरे भी हैं कई.!

मारूँगी तुझे इतनी नुकीली जूतियाँ की,

उड़ जायेंगे तेरे सर के बाल कई.!!

Mere Rehte Duji Ka Khayal Nikaal De,

Warna Deewane Mere Bhi Hain Kai.!

Maarungi Tujhe  Itni Nukili Jutiyan Ki,

Ud Jaayeinge Tere Sar Ke Baal Kai.!!

Pados.!!

Ladka:

Padosi Ladki ko Samjhate Huye:-

“Pados ka Ladka Relationship karne k liye Acha hota hai.”

 

Ladki:

Acha !!!! Par Pados mein to Kayi Ladke hain?

Kidda Di Marriage Pasand Karde Ho?

Phuppo.

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Ek Adad Khawab

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Pyaare Kab Aage Rahoge??

Farmaan.!!

Pichey-Pichey.

Ek Ladka Doosare se Result Dekhte Huye 

“Yaar Is Baar Bhi Ladke Ladkiyon Ke Pichey Hain”

 

Doosara Ladka

“Is Mein Kya Nayi Baat Hai Apan To Humeshan Hi Unke Pichey-Pichey Rehte Hain”

Difference Between Girlfriend And Wife

Ladki
“Acha btao Girl Friend aur Biwi mein Kya Fark hota hai?”

Ladka
“It’s Very Simple,
Hum Girl Friend ke Pichey Bhagte hain
Aur
Biwi Humare Pichey”​

Pati Ki Musibat-

Ek Pati
“Aksar Shaam Ko Pati Ghar Jaldi Jaane Se Kyun Darte Hain?”

Doosara Pati
“Kyun ki Biwi Ghar Jaate Hi Samaan Lane Ki List Haath Mein Thama Bazar Bhej Deti Hai”

Shayar Ki Biwi-

Ek Shayar Ki Biwi Ne Badhe Rumani Andaz Mein Apne Shayar Khamind Se Pooch
“Jo Main Aapke Hothon Ki Murli Ban Jaun To Kaisa Lagega?”

Shayar Khamind Ne Pahale Apni Moti Biwi Ko Hasrat Bhari Nigha Se Dekha Phir Bola

“Hona Kya Hai Jee Mere Danton Ka Zabda Bahar Aa Jaayega Jee”

Mashuq Ki Galee Ke Kutte-

Ek Dost Doosare Dost Se
“Yaar Mashuka ki Galee ke Kutte Bhi Kyun Achey Lagte hain?”

Dost ka Reply
“Uske Ghar Pahunchate hi Katne ko jo Doudte hain aur
Uske Abba Aakar Bhagayein Pahale hi Bhaga dete hain”